a place where i can talk about the things i want, the things i see, the things i like, and the things i want. from sex, drugs, music, art, crafts, jokes, tattoos anything my lil heart desires. just another way for me to be me. just a lil bit of my everyday life!
coming to you from small town San Marcos Tx. im single 30 and trying to love the single life, with no kids and nothing to hold me back the skys the limit. i can do what i want when i want and have fun doing it.
dont be a puss and have balls to ask me anything you can come up with or just want to know .... do that here ....
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Truth.
I know a tech that wears camo crocs to work…
lol I know where I can get you some camo crocs if you are eying them ;)
a b b y j a n k y: Haha fucking with people via text messaging is the best, especially my mom.
The following are her actual text messages.
I did not manipulate them in any way to make her sound any more fob than she is.
Mama Mayo: abbs, wher r u now ?. U get me ice coffee frm Mcdo. ?
Me: I’m driving down 120. I only have enough moneeeey for me!
Mama Mayo: wher ur money ?. no food 4me ?
your moms super cute and funny … haha. i mess with my mom the same way its awesome.
The Invention of Lying
just what it says … I don’t give a rat’s ass!
check out the one on the bottom too!
RAAAAAAARRRR
(via fuckyeahandysamberg)
Replace part of your tumblr name with ‘cum’.
iateyourcum
cumfucker
how does that even
It’s already in mine.
call-me-cum
please dont
what up cum!
-shesmycum
McCum OR CUmoogle
Sugarxcum :D
cumjello
upgradincum yikes
theycallmecum … cumcallmebear
Dip yer balls, dawg.
